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September 20, 2015

13 Times Drunk People Were Actually Inspirational

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Inspirational quotes annoy me. They make me want to punch everyone who sends them to me. Too bad most of these ‘inspirational’ picture quotes are sent to me by family members. Amateurs on the internet, I tell you. What did give me a lot of joy though, was the discovery of
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Inspirational quotes annoy me. They make me want to punch everyone who sends them to me. Too bad most of these ‘inspirational’ picture quotes are sent to me by family members. Amateurs on the internet, I tell you.

What did give me a lot of joy though, was the discovery of a bunch of individuals like myself on reddit who went ahead and put all these godawful inspirational quotes on pictures of drunk people. Welcome to drunkspiration. Genius.

P.S- Don’t tell the family. 😛

 

1. I’m a 100% dedicated. I’m in this for good.

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2. By the look of things, you’re a long way from being done, buddy.
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3. Yes, 5 shots is the threshold for me. Everything is smooth sailing after. Bring eeet!
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4. It should never be about ‘Can you’. It should always be about ‘When can you’.
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5. Don’t stop until you make your parents proud. One more, Caaahmawwwwwwn!
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6. Words of the wise old monk.
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7. ‘Quit’ is not a word in my dictionary.
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8. Stop being a pet. Be a man for Christ’s sake.
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9. Opportunity doesn’t knock twice on your door.
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10. It’s all in the mind. Control of mind is control of self.
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11. The first heart break? But that doesn’t give you the right to quit. Get back and give me 7 more shots. Now!
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12. What do you tell the alcohol gods shutting their shops on a public holiday? Not today.
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13. Hit it as hard as possible. It’ll all come out eventually.
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Promise me, you won’t let me drink again.

Comments to 13 Times Drunk People Were Actually Inspirational

  • Love the messages, not the messengers!

    Roma September 23, 2015 12:31 pm
    • Haha! They are very profound!

      Calamity Jane September 25, 2015 2:09 pm
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